Loot! But, in our favorite ways

Loot! But, in our favorite ways
Loot! But, in our favorite ways

It was agreed to watch a video of a recent incident in Karachi. Two young men wearing masks approached the delivery boy and stopped on a motorcycle. One of them hurriedly pulled a pistol on the delivery boy. The delivery boy handed over a few hundred rupees in his pocket and a mobile phone as per the order. Since the delivery boy was a student and started the delivery work by asking for help from the family.

Therefore, in a sudden situation, your dreams, and the hopes of your family, flow in the form of tears. An interesting situation arose when the oncoming looters were wounded by these tears. Not only did he lay down the money and the mobile phone, but he also hugged and encouraged me and said, man, after all, we also have a heart.

Many onlookers took pity on the looters.

But God seems to have taken pity on their incompetence.

Coming to such an event is extremely dangerous. Many times these people are arrested on suspicion. When the people surround him, he kills them and distorts their form. Then there is the risk of being arrested or killed. Even if the incident is successful and a few thousand rupees are lost, the fear of being caught does not allow China to take over. And sooner or later they fall into the hands of the police.

If matters are not settled with the police, the cases of Chhatrol and other siblings are also settled. The incompetence of the looters has its place, but being a Pakistani, the advice and the people's choice to listen.

If these people want to make looting their career. So it is important to adopt a "professional" approach. The incident, in which the worst hostility was seen by the people and the police were seen stepping.

So, Mr. Incompetent Robbers, sooner or later you are sure to fall into the hands of the police. It would be better to learn from the experiences of others. Well, at least I didn't go down without explaining myself first. Think of the arrest as part of "training." And carefully memorize the arrow-targeted formula for getting the job out of the police. Because police culture is the first step to your "professional success."

This is the police who will take you to the next training ground, the court. Learn from the outdated system of law to make it easier for yourself and others to dig pits, buy the law, and drag the opponent. The court will order your departure to the next destination, the jail. Instead of reforming prisons or becoming useful citizens, one learns all sorts of things like corruption, bribery, looting, brutality.
Here the habitual offender and the prison staff take care of your training. And by looking at the qualifications, the prison staff also teaches Frontman and Tasty well. Within a few days, the prison environment removes the hatred and fear associated with crime. It is because of this criminal environment that raw thieves become habitual criminals.

Now the decision to make a "career" in looting is final. For which you have also received the necessary training, so please leave your incompetence.

Prepare yourself to make a name for yourself in this looting system. If you don't have hereditary resources, start your journey as a panchayat, public servant, journalist, and social leader. Become an "all-rounder" for the public. Become the Messiah of the people trapped in police stations, courts, and departmental complexities. Repent of the small, big loot. Adopt professional looting etiquette.
In countries like ours, the political arena is most conducive to large-scale looting. 

Get out of troubles like fear of God, the voice of conscience, ideology, and human compassion. Make Genghis Khan and the flattery of the strong your motto for the weak. Learn to worship your own interests. Become a spectator instead of a spectator. Soon your coin will run in the police station, court. Statements full of public sympathy, whether you like it or not, will continue to adorn the newspapers.

Keep sowing the seeds of promise. Also, show green gardens to the public as required. Be patient and wait your turn. If you don't want to wait for your turn, join the prospective ruling party as the elections approach. Receive your price in full when the vote is bid. If I am in the opposition party, then the incompetence of the government should be seen. And if they come to power, they will defend the same mismanagement.

As much as he will speak arrogantly for his party. Your market value will increase accordingly. There will be plenty of opportunities for ridge food. Understand the chances of being caught before the incident is over. Even if the theft is caught, there will be an opportunity to shut up. If there is a lot of noise, the Prime Minister will take notice, a committee will be formed, ruthless accountability, recovery of looted wealth, and declaration of punishment will be announced.

There will be announcements of dragging on the streets, tearing people's stomachs, and withdrawing people's money, bringing back looted money from abroad. But there is no need to panic over such announcements, as the political battle of Nora is always fought in the prescribed manner. The ruling party will apply as much friction as it can bear. Ignore the news in the media at all. These people go so far as to kill a person who steals a hundred rupees.

You will see that a large number will become your spokesperson. Divided into two groups, we will have heated discussions. Your supporters will record the looting of opponents for defense. There will be a commotion, but your J, J car will be heard. And last but not least, the headline made you read this article because it's one of the only three ways to do this.

And there are plenty of fans of these three methods. Who will always be ready to fight and die for you? The first and most tried and tested method is to eat together, or the second most popular method is to apply if you want to eat. The third popular and modern method is to eat, feed, and tell later.

Excessive looting is a natural way to get comfortable with nature. If you feel that the atmosphere in the country is depressing, then go to Dubai or London till the next election.

Return as Messiah when you see fit. People with weak memory will find the nation waiting.
These pieces of advice are given in good faith. The sole purpose is to adopt a publicly acceptable "professional" approach to looting. Don't risk your life for a few thousand rupees. Let looting run its course. Don't show roadside fake hero movie scenes for cheap fame.

So that the system of eating, and eating more, works the same way. I strongly hope that incompetent thieves will use common sense. And will facilitate the people in looting as they wish. Our history testifies that the looters were not convinced of any salvation. Nor are there signs of the future. Yes, taking advantage of the election, the people continue to use the power to change the way they loot.
This is the reason why the plunderers have the wisdom to understand the plunderers. Loot! But, in our favorite ways

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